Some Thoughts on the Economic Viability of E-Books

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s
there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner – maybe some wine, a
little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away. What
does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He starts shooting.

 Be like Han.